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Searching for Mr. Mushroomhead
Age 57 From Highland Park, Iowa -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
First name | Michael |
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I Can Speak | English |
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I Would Describe Myself As | I am quiet. At first. Reserved When out in public. Until I get to know you. Then. Nothing is Sacred. Looking for fat mushroom-headed-cocksters group for friends. Just the thought of a fathead popping in me almost makes me cum. Not interested in your looks or age, just the cock and it has to be thick and if it isn't you better have a substitute lol. I'm clean and disease free. I'm laidback and refuse to be around drama. I don't have much experience, so I need others to be horny 24/7. I have no transportation and I love to walk. Not really into to Bigfoot types. I'm into all sorts of desires. Hoping to hear from you and you don't have to be just a Mushroomhead but at least thick enough that I gotta use both hands (I have small hands) and if that fails 7-9" will be nice. Good Friends, Good Fuckers and Good Times |
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Sign | Virgo |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | A Few Extra Pounds |
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My Height Is | 5' 7 (1.7 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Black |
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My Ethnicity Is | Native American |
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My Marital Situation Is | Divorced |
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I Have Kids | Yes - Not At Home |
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I Want Kids | No |
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My Best Feature Is | Chest |
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Body Art | Visible Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Salt And Pepper |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Cat, Bird |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | Some College |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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My Speciality Is | Other |
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My Job Title Is | Kitchen Bitch |
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I Make This Much In A Year | $30,000USD To $44,999USD |
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I Live | With Roomate(s), With Pet(s) |
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At Home | There Is No Noise |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Often |
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I Drink | Yes - One Or Two |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Dark |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Dining, Photography, Exercising, Music, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Theater, Travel, Camping, Shopping |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Going out for a Nice Dinner and drinks so we can talk and get to know one another and discuss what we're into. If we have a lot of sexual compatibility, then who knows? |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Everything that has to do with sex |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
My Religion Is | Not Religious |
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I Attend Services | Never |
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My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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My Goal In Life Is | To have my Fuck It list with a lot of check-off boxes completed, but not done. (Your thinking WTF?) If done right, I may be able to complete a Fuck It but then that will open up other Fuck It Ideas and thus My list will forever be expanding until my death or the death of my pecker. Then my list must be passed onto someone who's willing to take it over. My idea came up when I was thinking about a will. Since I don't own anything nor ever wanted to, I had to pass on something besides money to my sons. Only My firstborn gets it all and He gets the Fuck It list. Then I can Die with No Regrets and a Good Man- MENH666 |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Dry / Sarcastic, Sadistic |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | I Don't Like Tv |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Adult |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Metal |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Erotica |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Spontaneous cum-buttsion |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence |
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What Do You Look For? | Sex Fiends Good Friends and Lots of Fucking |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Friend, Date, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck |